Monday 22 February 2016

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EXPONENTIALISED FAMILY SEEKS BROTHER-TYPE
Looking for brotherly/boi -type to join large abstracted family of twenty-three and three-quartered members. Experience in symbolic pockets and drag a bonus. All jean types and sizes need apply.

LEADING LXDY SOUGHT
Trinocular Vizions in association with IF+Trust productions urgently seeks Leading LXDY for diverse in-life part seeking her incoherent essence. Ideally has not dated her self, though not a condition. Should not be afraid of hypothetical heights, or ladder work. Multiple roles availble. Do not delay.

ENROLLING
Applications open to all bo-ys -is -yz for adventurous interpersonal workshop. Key focus on building body relationships, penmenships.



1 comment:

  1. Laughing so hard!! Large abstracted family of twenty-three!!!

    Love the phrase 'incoherent essence'
    also 'penmanships'...

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